While it can be fun to win convincingly, we don't want to regularly pit newer players who are learning the ropes against seasoned veterans with advanced skillsets and create situations where these outcomes are much more likely
That being said, the Turtle Warrior is still a strong artifact payoff
When a card just looks right in holo, collectors notice
In Magic, there are Waterbreathing creatures (that use mana to gain +x/+0), and White has the odd one kicking around (I think every colour does ultimately), you could throw something like that on
Rekindling the Ashened Quick-Play Spell Place 1 of your "Ashened" cards that is banished or in your GY on the bottom of your Main Deck, except "Rekindling the Ashened", then target 1 Effect Monster your opponent controls
felt not just exciting but accessible for everyone, a relic from the final moments of the pre-archetype era that made it simple for anyone to pool their cards together for a competitive or casual duel with friends or strangers alike