City of Brass Until the printing of Mana Confluence, few lands were as perfectly suited for multicolor decks as City of Brass
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor Syr Konrad, the Grim Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent
Gideon Payoffs A very small number of cards directly pay you off for controlling Gideon planeswalkers
Its not exactly a Kird Ape, however, given that were actually doing some work to make an Isamaru
Moves Spurt Fire 1 other Pokmon (either yours or your opponent's) is chosen at random 3 times
Cards like Switch provide a much-needed out in this situation, but only until the Snorlax player drops down a Bosss Orders and brings your escape to a sudden halt